Based in:
Brisbane QLD
Line up(s) available: solo
C J the Impossible combines mystifying magical skill and natural comic ability to create a character best described as a cross between Copperfield & Mr Bean!
Aside from “accidentally” setting himself on fire and his riotous mess ups, this hilarious Character, “C J the Impossible”, has enthralled and captivated audiences of all ages for over 20 years, both in Australia and overseas, performing Incredible Illusions and making Fire, Animals, Silks, Money and other objects appear and disappear at will, not only from his own skilled hands but often from those of volunteers or Key People.
C J is a “Master of Quick Wit” and moves audiences through various emotions often culminating in cheers of approval when, for example, he hurls a 10k bowling ball or bucket of water at the audience causing fear to give way to uproarious laughter as the items miraculously become a harmless balloon or confetti !
“He tried to be serious once but everyone laughed”!
C J never takes himself too seriously, but, as any one of his many Characters, he prides himself in providing wholesome entertainment for the most discerning audience. His Stage Shows, Roaming and Close Up Magic can be adapted to suit any occasion.
Perhaps a routine involving a new item for a Corporate Product Launch, for example, or a Formal Dinner where C J will Meet & Greet, maybe as a different Character, or Entertain with Close-Up Magic during Cocktails, then a Floor Show after Dinner when he will involve key people, or volunteers, from the audience who may be threatened with decapitation by the “Guillotine”, having their money incinerated, or simply help produce a cute live animal or other harmless surprise.
A performance by C J the Impossibleat any function is guaranteed to break the ice and create a memorable experience for everyone present because he’s never crude and “Always leave 'em laughing” !
For your peace of mind we hold Blue Suitability Cards & $20,000,000 Public Liability Insurance Cover ~ Animals Optional.
Experience
Award Winning, Professional Comedian, Magician, Clown, Announcer, corporate Imposter, Actor and many other Characters since 1984. Writer Producer and Director of Package Shows, Comedy Plays, Skits, Magic Routines, Roadshows etc. Amateur Performer from the age of four. Tutor of Entertainment Skills.
Television
Regular appearances on “Sing Me a Rainbow”, Anglican TV for ATN 7 and TCN 9 Networks – 1986 to 1996
Various appearances on “Hey, Hey It’s Saturday”, “Saturday Disney”, “Good Morning Australia” and “A Current Affair”
Toyota Commercial, Sydney 1986. – Carols By Candlelight, Sydney – 1989 – ATN 7 and TCN 9 Telethons
Stage
Japan Nightclub tour – February to May 1996
International Brotherhood of Magicians’ Convention, Sydney – 1990, 1994 and 2002
NSW Club Circuit since 1985 with own Package Show “Music Magic & Mayhem” and with “Young Talent Team, Central Coast”
Variety Club Special Kids’ Christmas Parties, Sports Stars’ Luncheons, Dinners and other functions, Sydney – 1987 to 1999
NSW Shopping Centres including Westfields’ Circuit from 1986 ~ Sydney Teddy Bears’ Picnic – 1986 and 1988
Moscow Circus, Lennon Brothers’ Circus also exhibitions and demonstrations with Circus Fans of Australasia
Brisbane City Tattersals Club, Kedron Wavel RSL Club, Logan Distract Bowling club, Nudgee Golf Club, Hope Island Golf Club, Wynnum Manly RSL Club, Queensland ~ Brisbane Hilton, Ridges Hotel Brisbane, Marriott Surfers Paradise Resort, Gold Coast International Hotel, Hyatt Regency Sanctuary Cove, Novotel Resort Opal Cove.
And many other Public, Private, Corporate, School and Charity Stage Performances.
Restaurants
Starring role in “Choir Practice” at Avoca Beachfront and Charts Theatre Restaurants, Central Coast, Sydney – 1990 to 1994
Star, Producer and Director of “Music Magic & Mayhem” at, and owner of, Big Top Theatre Restaurant, Central Coast – 1994 to 1996
Star, Producer and Director of “Showtime” at McDonalds Wyong, NSW – 1992 to 1995
Close Up Magician at Black Stump Restaurant Chain, Sydney and Country NSW – 1995 to 1997
Regular appearances at the La Roara and Ascot Reception Lounges Sydney
Corporate
Various TV, Stage, Roaming and Close-up Performances at Exhibitions, Conventions, Seminars, Product Launches, Promotions, etc. for many hundreds of Companies including; Michael Edgley Corporation. ~ “Ignite The Flame” Olympic Torch Promotion ~ Novotel Resort Opal Cove Hilton Hotels ~ Greater Union ~ NSW Railways Salaried Officers’ Functions, 1986 to 1999 ~ Aristocrat Gaming Machines ~ KFC ~ McDonalds ~ Radio 2WS Sydney ~ Cable makers Australia ~ Big W ~ Bunnings ~ Grace Bros ~ Coles Myer ~ David Jones ~ Kmart ~ Target ~ Woolworths ~ Westfields ~ Byvan ~ Ashton Scholastic ~ Sydney and Brisbane City Tattersals Clubs ~ Mercedes Benz Australia ~ Toyota Motor Corporation ~ Motorama Brisbane ~ AMP Australia ~ Esanda ~ the ANZ, Commonwealth and Westpac Banks ~ and the Sydney, Botany, Hurstville, Marrickville, Parramatta, Penrith, Sutherland, Gosford, Maitland, Newcastle, Wollongong, Brisbane, Ipswich, Caloundra and Logan City Councils
Junior Shows
Regular Performances at the Queensland Youth Education Unit Wacol Detention Centre 2003
Authorised NSW Education Department School performer (including workshops) since 1993
Innumerable NSW and Qld State and Private School Tours ~ Preschools, Kindergartens, Church and Play Groups
Thousands of Private Functions from Birthday Parties, for young and old, to Christenings, Weddings and Works Picnics
Charities
Honorary Variety Club of NSW Children’s Entertainer – 1987 to 1999
The Sydney Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital, Westmead Children’s Hospital, Sydney and Brisbane Royal Children’s Hospital
Ronald McDonald House Children’s Charities ~ SIDS Queensland ~ Camp Quality ~ The Leukemia Foundation
Make a Wish Foundation ~ Rotary Club ~ Lions Club ~ ATN 7 and TCN 9 Telethons ~ and many more.
Sound
Announcer, Compere, DJ, Master of Ceremonies, Spruiker, Voice Overs, Character Voices and Accents.
Teaching/Workshops
Workshops on Clowning, Comedy, Magic, Stagecraft, etc for many NSW and Qld Schools and Church Groups
Tutor of Drama, Comedy, Magic, Clowning, etc ~ Volunteer Sunday School Teacher
Miscellaneous
Member of The International Brotherhood of Magicians (since 1985), and Queensland Society of Magicians
Past Member Circus Fans of Australasia, Geniis Magical Society, Sydney and Newcastle Society of Magicians
Award winning Writer, Director and Producer of Plays, Scripts, Songs and Poetry
Amateur Singer, Solo and Choral ~ Rock and Roll Dancer
CARS WASHED AND POLISHED !?!
Testimonials:
No other entertainers that we have used has come close to comparing to CJ. We will continu continue to use him for our promotions and would definitely recommend him. CJ always has a crowd of people around him and offers a broad range of party tricks for all ages. We love CJ !!
Sarah H. Promotions Co-ordinator, Sunshine Coast Radio Centre
CJ kept both the kids and adults entertained. Great to entertain all ages. No smutty or crude jokes, just good, clean, wholesome fun. You delivered what you promised.
Leanne F. Caboolture – 40th Birthday
He was fantastic. We’ll have him back. The kids loved him. The staff laughed so much I thought they would fall over.
Director Parklands Drive Kindy
The best Clown Show we’ve ever seen. Very, very funny. Great!
Director Salisbury Kids’ Club
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